{you'll be in my heart}

heroicbanter: w-for-wumbo: niggas-: playerprophet: ohneooo: ...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 23:00:40 -0400

w-for-wumbo:

niggas-:

playerprophet:

ohneooo:

beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow

reblogging again for creativity

Photo

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:56:05 -0400

tigerrcat: tai-kwon-joe: Sometimes, the adolescent elephant...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:46:30 -0400

tigerrcat:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i am an adolescent elephant

femmenatic: kurtcopay: our-lady-of-misandry: orgy-of-nerdiness...

Sun, 26 May 2013 23:47:33 -0400

femmenatic:

kurtcopay:

our-lady-of-misandry:

orgy-of-nerdiness:

Petition

this is so beautiful im crey

EVERYONE FUCKING SIGN IT WE HAVE ENOUGH BLOGS ON TUMBLR AND/OR ITS THE MOST CLEVER THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this is pretty great.

matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his...

Sun, 26 May 2013 23:46:12 -0400

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

susiron: firehouselight: blah-blahs: doityourselfproject: Pai...

Sun, 26 May 2013 22:39:18 -0400

susiron:

firehouselight:

blah-blahs:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

BRILLIANT

Did we just discover how to paint with all the colors of the wind?

omG

me: makes a mistake

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:59 -0400

me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

deanacarolina: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:44 -0400

deanacarolina:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

i’m doing this

jesschillin22: frickyeah1990s: my apartment could use a floppy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:04 -0400

jesschillin22:

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

Brie and I are getting this for our apartment

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:29:01 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:14:46 -0400

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

nostrokesjuststrudels: saaywhaaaaaaaaaat: So I was on itunes… Is it weird I found this...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:13:02 -0400

nostrokesjuststrudels:

saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:

So I was on itunes…

Is it weird I found this hilarious?

itspartycat: victini: hoooly shit diagonal movement

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:28:29 -0400

itspartycat:

victini:

hoooly shit diagonal movement

eddie-the-coconut-head: tardisparkingonly: The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time. go home

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:18:22 -0400

eddie-the-coconut-head:

tardisparkingonly:

The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.

go home

erossum: awkwardlilgirl: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: are-you-my-tennant: neilpatrickheaven: i...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:59:44 -0400

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

pretty. <3

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:28:47 -0400

pretty. <3

pastelmorgue: CRYING ABOUT IT

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:22:39 -0400

pastelmorgue:

CRYING ABOUT IT

persuitofepicness: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: p41g3r4nk1n: pumpkinappearifier: maid-of-space04: sa...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:16:44 -0400

persuitofepicness:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

p41g3r4nk1n:

pumpkinappearifier:

maid-of-space04:

sawakoyamanaka:

kisa2012:

sawakoyamanaka:

butmaddnessismorefun:

sawakoyamanaka:

fagish:

sawakoyamanaka:

*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok

this post is so canadian

i live in texas

you’re definitely Canadian

IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN

One of us, one of us.

WHATS GOING ON

ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED

Lmfao!

disapointings: incoloure: vollaire: conveys: i hope you guys...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:10:26 -0400

disapointings:

incoloure:

vollaire:

conveys:

i hope you guys can see the complexity of this piece. read once all the way through, then read it excluding the words in parentheses, and then read only the words in parentheses :) (this is what i do to avoid math) (it was so difficult and took me forever) (appreciate it please omg)

holy shit the parentheses

perfect

this is amazing

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:03:53 -0400

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand